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My money's on meth lab.
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Hello,
Been a while since I have done one of these. So most of my free time has been spent helping dig holes and smash bits of wood together with a hammer. But in my free time I have done, pretty much nothing, I have done a little target practise, mostly to try and zero the scope on my rifle as it had been knocked off a little.
I found out today that I have advanced to the next year of my course, despite the face that in my own mind I failed. But clearly the exam board sets the standards lower than I do. But there you go.
Last Friday my parents took my sister to University, the process of which pretty much killed the car, however it seems the new guy at the garage we go to uses leave behinds, as the head gasket may have gone again, but seen as though it was replaced 16 months ago the guy who towed them home said it would be suspect if it is the case. So until we get the Omega back we have to use a cruddy Kia and a Beamer, nowhere near as good as the Omega but beggars can't be choosers, and they have wheels and an engine, so it gets the job done.
I was also forced to tidy up my face fuzz, as my mum goes to her graduation on Wednesday and I have been asked to attend, so I look less of a hobo now. I then spent 6 hours give or take, polishing my boots and the shoes of my parents so they aren't scabby looking.
That is it really this week, back to watching X-Files for me.
Take care,
~Jordan |
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Are you the only guest?
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Hello,
I suppose this is long over due, but it is rather hard to find time in the day for it these days. I have been helping my mother with her new allotment which hasn't been touched in about 4 years, so it needs much work. I've broken my back moving sheds, broken my shoulders digging stuff, broken muscles sawing wood, and broken my ears hammering nails. All in all it has been good fun.
It would also appear EVERYONE has a birthday within a few weeks of each other, from memory there are 5 due within days of each other, which sucks for me. I might just buy them all a card.
I was expecting to have more of an update by now, but my time has pretty much been spent helping my mother so I haven't really done much else.
Also, I have turned comments back on, however I suspect my site shall become inundated with spam bots and I'll probably just turn them off again.
Take care,
~Jordan |
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I could hardly move in that dress.
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Hello,
So I've been jacked full of radiation, which was nice, my watch even glows in the dark now (I didn't take it off), well okay, so truth be told it always glowed, but it's fun to pretend.
I now have to wait a week or two for my result, fun fun, until then rather than more antibiotics, I was given some cough syrup, which sucks, I remember being a child and faking being ill just to get some Calpol, because that stuff was awesome, but this stuff I have been given tastes pure evil, it is like someone went to a raw sewage plant, bottled some skummy liquid and added some sugar to make it thicker. God it is the suckage.
I've also started playing a fun game, The CSI Game, one person picks an episode, and chose a part of it to be a clue, the other then has to guess the episode, and for double points guess the other cases in that episode. So for example.
Jordan: An old lady with nasty ass teeth is cutting out cupones (Like Jesus she saves) when she is thrown through the window in her concervatory.
Annie: ohhh!!! it's one of the first... i think it may be the second miniature episode, the alchohol loving drug peddaling old woman who was meant to be killed while still in her chair, but the killer messed up :P
It is an awesome game, you should give it a shot if you watch CSI enough.
Take care,
~Jordan |
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Well, this is one way to get her DNA. Bring me her whole life.
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Hello,
I had to turn comments back off (unless you have an account on my site), I suspect if I updated to the latest version of CuteNews it might stop the spam bots, but as I don't want the hassle so turning off the comments works just as well.
So over the weekend rather than going down south we went up north to Sutton Bank did some walking and killing of bears and such, I would have taken some pictures, but I was too busy clubbing a baby seal to death, but then anyone who has been to Sutton Bank knows what it is like anyway. Nice place, oh and such fun, we came up to a huge patch of muddy puddles, now most people with boots on just walk through, no worries, my dad however, pulled up his trousers and tip toed through like he was wearing a dress. He is such a southerner.
I'm also on another run of anti-biotics, and if this one doesn't work I'll be getting myself a nice check x-ray, fun, a health does of radiation, who knows, maybe something will go wrong and I'll get the ability to fly.
Small point, anything that has ever happened to you in life is a lie on the Internet, personally I have very strong memories of being hit by a car, and the hospital stay as well as the huge scar down my gut from what I was told was from an operation, but I recently found out that I was full of it and I never got hit, but was being an Internet hardman, who'd have funk it, eh?
Take care,
~Jordan |
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She is making dinner for me this weekend.
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Hello,
Who'd have thought a student would eat better at university then they do at home, it breaks the foundations of logic. Though I suppose I did eat better at uni because I gym'd it up so much, here well I don't. Which sucks as it turns out going to the gym is addictive.
The way things are going I should change the updated Monday rule to updated Tuesday. But there is either a distant lack of stuff to write about, or I forget what it is I want to write about.
As an update to last week, in a way I cannot wait to go down to the farm as I'd most probably end up working on the farm with Masterfoods again, which is nice.
Take care,
~Jordan
[edit: I normally don't like to edit posts, but I feel this one is worth it. It turns out that when I have a bad day, or should that read stupid day, things really get stupid. My new tool kit came with a lock to keep people front pinching my tools. Handy feature me thinks, so I decided to give it a try, but before I did, I needed somewhere safe for the keys. Yep, you guessed it, I chose to keep them safe in one of the draws in the tool kit, I then put on the lock and realise that you cannot open a lock without a key.
So in an attempt to save the lock (it was a nice lock) I tried to pick it, which worked to a degree, the tool I used to push the pins into place worked fine, but I couldn't find a tool thin enough, yet strong enough to turn the barrel. So in the end I opted to saw it open, which took a long ass time as every saw blade in the house was dull.
So there you go, stupid is as stupid does, and I do some pretty damn stupid things.] |
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